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I think that I shall never see
A network quite so soon to flee;
To flee when angry minds are prest
Against an anchor’s false arrest;
To flee a Ball of Odd at play,
When Olbermann had hell to pay;
To see its stressing bosses wear
The news of foxes in their hair;
Upon whose coffers snow has lain,
Where once we lib’rals gave like rain.
If only Keith can make their fee,
Why fool with M-S-N-B-C?
(c) 2010 Rodney Punt
To flee when angry minds are prest
Against an anchor’s false arrest;
To flee a Ball of Odd at play,
When Olbermann had hell to pay;
To see its stressing bosses wear
The news of foxes in their hair;
Upon whose coffers snow has lain,
Where once we lib’rals gave like rain.
If only Keith can make their fee,
Why fool with M-S-N-B-C?
(c) 2010 Rodney Punt
A very clever parody, Rod. I had no idea of the breadth of you skills!
ReplyDeleteThanks. Just a release of some political energy, but fun to do.
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